You Should Feel Guilty
You Should Feel Guilty ED: Don’t think I’ve ever apologized to my parents for bad code…
You Should Feel Guilty ED: Don’t think I’ve ever apologized to my parents for bad code…
It’s a Really Nice Stapler Ages ago I ran into this one: And then went on to describe a particularly hairy algorithm
And the Other Way, too Classic ASP:
I Wouldn’t Eat it Either An old boss of mine was always going on about how we had to use our own products internally i.e. “Eat our own dog food…” Many years later I found embedded in some source that a temporary coworker had done, every function he touched is tagged with:
My Life Could Only Improve Production source code:
What if You’re Looking for a Bug? ED: Predicting the future
Trying Imaginary Numbers don’t know if it it’s funny or sad..but one intern I had working with me had this little gem to calculate the price per unit ED: Division by zero…?
Veni, Vidi, Vici ED: Kinda cute, but not accurate.
The Guild may get Angry Too found in a joomla module.
No Copy Pasting There ED: Also called copy pasta