Where’s Sean Connery?
Where’s Sean Connery? ED: Who wants to live forever?
Thomas Hehl is a system architect at Heavyweight Software (https://www.heavyweightsoftware.com), author, and all around thinker. He currently lives in Lexington, Kentucky.
No, Green
No, Green ED: What is your favorite colour?
Testing is Proof
Testing is Proof Another classic, by Donald Knuth no less: Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
That’s a Big One
That’s a Big One From the leaked Win2K source code: ED: Probably means the U.S. National Debt
Needs Robin
Needs Robin From a battery monitor module in an embedded system:
His Teacher would be Proud
His Teacher would be Proud No other error codes defined.
Say Again?
Say Again I still don’t fully understand what it means, but I have found it to be very true about a lot of code.
Plausible Deniability
Plausible Deniability I always liked what Paul DiLascia wrote in his file headers:
Slice of Pi?
Slice of Pi ED: For those of you who don’t know about the Indiana Pi Bill.
Tabs
Tabs Great one from leaked Windows 2000 source code : !!!!!!!IF YOU CHANGE TABS TO SPACES, YOU WILL BE KILLED!!!!!!! *!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DOING SO F*CKS THE BUILD PROCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!